Tuesday, April 21, 2009

怡保升旗山

到了怡保的第二天的早晨,我们去了升旗山那边爬山,希望可以消耗掉前一天吃的东西,嘻嘻。
由于我是个很怕晒的人,所以我就戴了一顶帽子来遮阳,可是其实那边四周围都被树为着了,所以一点都不晒。

一看就知道我是游客来的了,嘻嘻。

当我们到达那边的时候是大约八点钟,可是已经看到很多人走下山了。实在是有一点不好意识。沿途上可以看到有些猴子还有一些人摆摊子卖水果。至于风景就...只有树咯!还有很多的凉亭。本来以为可以看到一些怡保的风景的,可是我朋友说那边的树都长高了,再加上很大雾,所以也没什么好看的。其实会去那边爬山的人,大多数都是Uncle,Auntie级的人物。可是他们走路的速度比我们还要快,说来都有点惭愧。


走了不久就可以看到瀑布了。不知为何到了这里,我拍的照都特别白,难道这是神奇水??


所以我就拿一些来水来洗手,做试验一下,看会不会变得比较白。可是一当我蹲下去的时候,突然之间有一只小狗衝了出来攻击我。它是嘯天犬吗?顾这个瀑布的??
后来它的主人也赶快过来向我说抱歉,他说他的狗狗太过热情了,其实并没有恶意的。所以后来我们就继续做我们的试验。


它叫做‘大声’

试验后的结果是...当然没有改变咯,不过那天也玩得很开心!哈!





Monday, April 20, 2009

First time sex (a story from email)


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the
pharmacist
to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.



He tells the boy everything there is to know about

condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents
are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

怡保之旅—第一天

四月十号这一天,我终于有机会去怡保玩了,哈哈!因为从大学第一年就已经开始跟我的前室友提起了,哪里知道拖了三年才去的成。本来以为当天是可以交了论文,然后开开心心的去玩,哪里知道交论文的时间改成了十三号,所以就只好把功课带去怡保做。

那一次是第一次搭巴士去怡保,所以在巴士还没开之前我就去问了巴士司机要在哪里下车,哪里知道被他笑我是第一次搭去怡保,唉.....去怡保的车程只须三个小时,比起我回吉打算快很多了。在车上我跟莉莹一直聊天,然后大约五点多就到怡保了。在油站等小丽仪来载我们的时候就在想大丽仪要躲到哪里去来给小丽仪一个惊喜呢?可是就在我们讨论的时候,小丽仪就到了,所以也就不用躲来躲去了。

到了怡保的第一天,我们就去吃出名的芽菜鸡来做晚餐。那边的芽菜果然是很好吃,难怪会那么出名。


着吃着,凤群就跟她的朋友来了,还帮我们买单,真的谢谢她。后来莉莹还在那边买了咸凉茶来喝,我还是第一次看到有这样的凉茶,味道有一点怪怪的。


由于下着大雨,所以我们就没有去走Pasar Malam 了。只是在Shopping Centre 逛逛。那间广场其实都好像没什么东西好买,所以后来我们就去拍了大头贴来打发时间。哪里知道一拍就拍了整个小时,姿势都不知道要怎么摆了,而且我也不知道镜头在哪里,所以很多张都不知在看什么地方。

这是我最喜欢的一张。=)



拍完照后,我们就去了糖水街吃冰。

吃完冰后,我们就去了Kinta Riverfront 拍照。



在那边我终于拍到了千手观音,哈哈。